2 Oatmeal Recipes and the Ultimate Oatmeal Personality Quiz

This was originally published awhile ago. But I likes it!The following quiz is intended to evaluate your level of affection for oatmeal. Using the provided key, assign each of your answers a numeric value. At the end, tally your score to discover the extent of your oatmeal fanaticism. KEYFor every A answer, give yourself 4 points.For every B answer, give yourself 3 points.For every C answer, give yourself 2 points.For every D answer, give yourself 1 point.QUIZI eat oatmeal:A) Everyday. Sometimes twice. Sometimes in the shower.B) Weekly. It’s okay for breakfast on the go.C) Monthly. When I’m out of Froot Loops and bologna.D) Never. It killed my dog.My oatmeal comes from:A) The farm. I harvest it myself, with the oatmeal scythe I received for...

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38 Cheap, Healthy Recipes for Thanksgiving Leftovers

This post was originally published in November 2008. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!Every year, I suspend my healthy diet for one heralded November day. No, not Election Day, during which I’m usually too queasy to eat – but that most glorious of bird-based holidays, Thanksgiving.Then, 24 hours later, I enter an equally magical shame spiral, since I’ve just consumed enough calories to keep me alive for eight years without ever having to eat again.This year, I’m going to desperately try to avoid all that, hopefully by using at least 25 of the following 38 inexpensive, frugal leftover recipes. (Well … okay, 24.) I found them via a thorough, highly scientific search-and-paste process, not unlike previous Beef, Party Food, and Salad Dressing searches. In this case, here’s what determined a dish’s...

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For Those About to Gestate, We Salute You

“Aw, look. You’re having a Hellboy.” – our friend ChadThere comes a time in a young-ish married lady’s life when she looks at her husband and has to make a choice, to a) beat him in Scrabble, b) mold his beard into funny shapes, or c) do it. And sometimes, choosing “c” results in being 12 days late with her ladytime, taking four negative pregnancy tests followed by a fifth positive one, and then gaining 400 pounds, roughly half of which is fetus and its accompanying goo. (Note: The other half is burgers and lemonade.)Which is to say, I’m knocked up. (Due on Cinco de Mayo! Break out the virgin margaritas.)Yay! Husband and I and ESPECIALLY OUR PARENTS are thrilled with this development, as it means our familial line will continue for at least...

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